The doctor entered the room and advised his patient that a brain transplant was the only remedy.
"Fortunately" he continued, "this hospital has perfected the procedure,
however, it is not yet available on the National Health and you will
therefore have to pay.
We have two brains in stock at the moment, a male brain costing £30,000 and a female brain at £100,000"
"Why is the female brain so expensive?" asked the patient.
"Oh, that's easy, female brains are hardly used."
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